SHARON OSBOURNE WASN’T PLEASED WITH OZZY’S GRAVEYARD SHIFT
October 9, 2009
Ozzy Osbourne loves giving his wife Sharon gruesome gifts – he once handed her flowers from a graveyard.
The former Black Sabbath hellraiser keeps the America’s Got Talent judge happy with regular romantic treats, but admits he once stole a bouquet from a tombstone when he was drunk.
But rock matriarch Sharon quickly worked out his ruse – she spied a card of condolence still attached to the bunch of bloomers.
Ozzy says, “I’d gone out on the p–s and it was late and I went into a graveyard and nicked some flowers off a freshly-dug grave. Then I forgot to take off the card. That went down like a pair of knickers. ‘Oh thank you for the flowers… you f—er!'”