L.A. Guns’ bassist Kenny Kweens ends up on winning end in bar fight
L.A. Guns’ bassist Kenny Kweens ends up on winning end in bar fight
L.A. Guns‘ bassist Kenny Kweens is apparently more than just a pretty faced talented bassist as his account on his Facebook page of a recent night out to the Rainbow Bar & Grill attests to:
“I would like to thank everyone for the concerning phone calls, texts, emails etc. I am fine. Last night after landing back in L.A. from a week of Texas Tour Dates, I thought it would be a good idea to go to the Rainbow Bar & Grill Backyard Bash to celebrate the Labor Day weekend with some good ole Rock-n-Roll. So just a few short hours after our plane lands at the airport, I am now being greeted back home from friends and fans, feeling great. I made my way to the outside bar with some friends having my first drink when this bald guy with a tattoo under his eye comes towards me smiling, so I thought he might a fan of the band? Then he pushes me and takes a swing trying to punch me. I did my best matrix move and leaned back, so he missed, but he did punch my hand knocking my drink to the floor.
Now, that’s a sin and a shame all on it’s own. A perfectly good Lemmy (Jack & Coke) wasted right at Lemmy‘s Corner, his favorite spot to sit? What?? Oh Lord have mercy on this poor ugly bald headed man’s soul, because I didn’t… Does this man not know the sacred ground of which he stands on or the holy water that he just wasted? Now listen, I may be more pretty than this guy’s girl friend, but that also doesn’t mean I won’t mop the floor with his silly ass. So I reach back far, like really really far, like all the way back to Mississippi and then I came back unleashing a perfectly thrown right cross to his already ugly face. Oh, did I mention I had my spiked gloves on?
Why would someone pick a fight with someone wearing spiked gloves? Who does that? Big bald ugly guy, not so smart. Now he has a new tattoo on the other side of his face. I then grabbed his head putting him into a front face lock and in the name of Rock-n-Roll (& Jake “The Snake” Roberts), I dropped a DDT on him smashing his head into the floor right in front of the new Lemmy Statue. I remember thinking on my way down, this one is for you Mr. Kilmister! I thought I saw the Lemmy statue give me a wink of approval or maybe it was a tear because of the wasted Jack Daniel’s… Anyway, the bald guy was thrown out. I went to back to the bar to get a double from my friend Rachael the bartender and enjoyed the rest of my night with my friends. So to all that is sacred in Rock-n-Roll, I salute you! Oh, have a happy and safe Labor Day.”